Woodys Holds Meg's Heart (Ended)

$18.95

Once Upon A Time

Ahh, Valentine’s Day – Feb. 14th, just enough time to figure out what to get him or her. Well, what do they like? Rock Climbing?? Then that’s easy …
How about Woodys Holds Meg’s Heart? This simple yet elegant token of your affection last longer than flowers, has less calories than chocolate and won’t be the wrong size. Made from non-toxic, non-slimy UV protected urethane and recycled climbing holds, it comes in a pretty red color and includes hardware. Shipping is flat rate so get some for the whole harem or frat house.

And why Meg’s Heart?

Well, the story goes that once upon a time, the maiden Meg asked that a perfect token of affection be crafted for her beloved Will. And her servant Woody toiled day and night casting the perfect size, shape and definition of her love for her betrothed. Upon seeing this great and wonderful gift, he claimed:
“Behold, a sweet little thing, this hold sayeth it all from the one I love and tis a great gift for any occasion. Twist thy hold to get the ultimate finger incut, an insane litte crimp, or two finger demon. Nay, whatever you do don’t call it a “sissy” hold, for it shall bite back. Tis good for 75 degree to vertical walls. An anchor hold on a vertical, becomes a prayer on the overhang. Put this little baby up and crank out till thou fingers delight, or till they fail …”
And to that they spend a fortnight or two doing what every ancient rock climber does when he receives a new hold … He let her climb his woodie!

Specifications


Woodys Holds Meg’s Heart
* 7”x7”x1”
* Hardware Included
* Color will be red
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