DAILY CLIMBER

DC Memo
From: Bin, E. R.
To: The DailyClimber Staff Art Appreciation Society
CC: Shipping Dept.
Re: New Statue

I regret to inform you of the imminent dismantling of the popular “growing statue” made from surplus carabiners. While the statue has been highly admired in all it’s shiny glory, it has been decided that my 15’ likeness made entirely of new, high quality carabiners from around the warehouse is just a little over the top for what our management will allow (I believe that whoever added that large bong to the statue may have hastened the statue’s demise).

I’d like to ask our shipping department to start taking down the statue and to place the biners in shipping containers by twos. As several of the “artists” did not see the need to keep the carabiners in any sort of order, just pack two of whatever in each package.

Thank you for your understanding,
E.

Specifications

You can’t have the oval in the picture. It hasn’t worked right since someone put those question marks on it.
In the box:
Two (2) biners. They could be any style, any size, any brand we sell.
If you want more than 6 biners, go ahead and click that buy one button again. I won’t look, I promise!

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